I already know...

TheOliverrr snapped picture #194!

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:04:38 +0000

TheOliverrr snapped picture #194!

New pictureee… fyi.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:30:38 +0000

New pictureee… fyi.

Bleasdale and Heywood :: Classical Guitar Duo

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:07:25 +0000

Bleasdale and Heywood :: Classical Guitar Duo:

the Heywood (at the back) guy was my year 8 english teacher. He is without a doubt the most boring person you’ll ever meet. In the whole of year 8 i only used 4 pages in my english book.

kfell: tisrandom: abooth202: SANDI !!!! Oh how I love...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:11:32 +0000

kfell:

tisrandom:

abooth202:

SANDI !!!!

Oh how I love you.

PC guy! I watched Diggnation this week and he was hilarious on there!

John Hodgman in an episode of QI?! Excuse me while I die of happiness.

I saw this on TV last night. Really funny :)

Hayley Williams>life.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:09:09 +0000

Hayley Williams>life.

rawryourlife: mimesheat: (via flannelshurtz) A NEVER ENDING...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:16:59 +0000

rawryourlife:

mimesheat:

(via flannelshurtz)

A NEVER ENDING PASSION

I should really do more of my english coursework.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:12:24 +0000

I should really do more of my english coursework.

What boy's name mean.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:04:27 +0000

welshatheart:

mcgonagall:
Cute gay guy who’s immature :D That’s me all over :P

ryanzor:

zacharoo:

itstoomuch:

cleverusername:

krishkiss:

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
Adrian - small todger, probably gay.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
Andrew - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Antonio - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley - wanker who’s losing his hair.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.
Ben - looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his
mouth open.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him…but they don’t.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - a wanna be charmer, he’s not the Messiah he’s just a very, very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else’s name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you’ll kill him within a week.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian, like Bruce.
Carl - thinks he’s funny…he’s not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly
Charles - can’t trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can’t pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christopher - soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and kisses like a washing machine.
Christian - very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with ‘jailbait’.
Clive - very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - the lights on but no ones at home.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
Darren - charming, but sleeps with men.
Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates.
David - hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his ****.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny bastard, who can’t sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he’ll never get ‘cos he’s an arsehole.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy.
Ewan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - “different”
Fred - sucks pig’s dicks & swallows the lot.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like s*** also a wanker.
Glen - the sweetest guy
Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything.
Grant - HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry - has back hair.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem - smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.
Hayden - tries hard.
Henry - has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw wellington boots.
Howard - likes small breasts
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him… yeah right!
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - scum of the earth.
James - built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
Jason - big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullshit.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he’s all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - arse.
John - has no friends or life
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jon - countless two timer and bully.
Jonathon - loud, sex mad and great with it
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Junior - hottie and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
Judith - Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kane - an absolute and complete arsehole.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem
Kenneth - very, very…anything you want him to be.
Kurt - can kick anyone’s arse.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many corn chips.
Lance - Plays with his penis cos no one else will.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurie - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet. bit of a tosser though.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc - an idiot, who can’t spell. would do anything for sex.
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard.
Matt - likes drink and is full of s***.
Mathew - has less brains than a donkey does in one of it’s hoofs. thinks constantly about porn.
Michael - very good looking but he’ll do anything for a girl.
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mike - shag muffin.
Mohammed - small penis.
Morgan - the only thing that is big is his ego.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - nice
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - loser.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Richard - can’t see his feet as balls are too big.
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy… no faults at all.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Ron - spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his own arse.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.
Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
Steve - popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
Ted - hairy, sensitive and a great shag.
Teddy - great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - extremely arrogant.
Tommy - no
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - happy, laughing hyena.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - tall, dark and handsom. ie when it’s dark, he is handsom and tall.
Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
Zack - thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.
Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

That’s me all right. ahah.

what about girls namesssss

Sweet, polite, adorable. Sounds about right~~

Ryan - tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.

Obviously.

patrick — drunk drunk drunk

irish stereotype like yeah.

am i right

‘Oliver - likes men but is in denial.’ i think not.

I am working out ways to sue my school for the sub-zero temperatures we were made to play football (the one where you kick a ball) in.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:14:29 +0000

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:17:11 +0000

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

thedailywhat: Food-Themed Flowchart of the Day: The latest...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:50:27 +0000

thedailywhat:

Food-Themed Flowchart of the Day: The latest “Where Should I Eat?” flowchart from the fine foodies at Eating The Road offers quick + dirty decision-making for quick + dirty diners craving chain restaurant comestibles.

Click here to view the chart in full.

Also: The entire “Where Should I Eat” flowchart line is now available in glorious print.

[via.]

Earlier: Fast Food Edition; Cereal Edition.

so i can go to ‘wagamama’

anyone ever heard of that?

Contrary to the World...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:05:08 +0000

andrebob:

(Warning. If you still like me even after this post: High Five!)

I hate the Tumblr “up” button. It’s useless. I have my fingers on my keyboard all the time, so it’s so much faster for me to press “Command + Up” than it is for the stupid animation to come to a halt.

Although I REALLY liked “Fight Club,” I find it somewhat ridiculous how I see like 10 different things related to the movie every day (same also goes for eternal sunshine of the spotless mind).

On that same note. I hated Juno. Just throwing that out there.

And oh, Transformers 2 was the worst movie of 2009.

I don’t think “The Office” is funny… at all. Actually, it’s not.

Pokemon is so… 2nd grade…

I really dig ‘hipster’ clothes… but I think this and this is too much. Seriously.

I really respect indie bands too… but there are some bands that are just crap.

I can’t stand video blogs. I also extremely dislike video chatting.

I don’t think I’d like half the people on Tumblr if I knew them in real life.

People need to get over guys/girls. Stop stressing out about not having a boyfriend/girlfriend. Live life. She’ll/He’ll come to you. Just don’t be stupid. If you like someone, tell them. End of story. Stop whining.

If I have a life for just one weekend, and come back to Tumblr, I think it’s the most pointless thing ever. Then, within a few days, I realize it’s the only thing to do. And I come back.

I feel like gagging at some of the stuff I see on here.

So that’s me. Part one, I guess… of the stuff that I always tend to swallow here on Tumblr. Letting it out, I guess.

If you’ve made it this far, once again, without clicking the unfollow button… hurray! You (do not) get a cookie! :D

R.E: bolded. i didn’t know that :) thanks

TheOliverrr snapped picture #188!

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:52:42 +0000

TheOliverrr snapped picture #188!

off to see Paranormal Activity. Byee

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:10:07 +0000

ollynewport: Nerd sexy time talk. better one

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:55:14 +0000

ollynewport:

Nerd sexy time talk.

better one

lol xD

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:49:03 +0000

lol xD

I love The Temper Trap

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:42:41 +0000

TheOliverrr snapped picture #187!

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:18:01 +0000

TheOliverrr snapped picture #187!

I hate german homework

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:18:38 +0000

That is all.

sigh

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:44:24 +0000

Mactracker keeps hanging :/

I already know...

TheOliverrr snapped picture #194!

New pictureee… fyi.

Bleasdale and Heywood :: Classical Guitar Duo

kfell: tisrandom: abooth202: SANDI !!!! Oh how I love...

Hayley Williams>life.

rawryourlife: mimesheat: (via flannelshurtz) A NEVER ENDING...

I should really do more of my english coursework.

What boy's name mean.

I am working out ways to sue my school for the sub-zero temperatures we were made to play football (the one where you kick a ball) in.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)

thedailywhat: Food-Themed Flowchart of the Day: The latest...

Contrary to the World...

TheOliverrr snapped picture #188!

off to see Paranormal Activity. Byee

ollynewport: Nerd sexy time talk. better one

lol xD

I love The Temper Trap

TheOliverrr snapped picture #187!

I hate german homework

*sigh*

sigh